Flower Power

Nick Mandella on what kind of flower/plant I would be:


you would be a red rose

beautiful and delicate, but horny and able to protect yourself

with thorns.
and for a plant, you'd be an aloe plant.

beautiful, yet practical

with thorns
the thorns are a symbol for your sass and ability to speak up for yourself.

Yes, that is a picture of him shining his shoes. He's that kind of gay. The shoe shining kind. And the ironing kind. But he's wonderful(ly twatty). And yes, I'd totally still dry hump if he gets fat.