Why You All Up In My G-chat?

Here's what happens when my sister and I choose not to communicate with words but rather through gchat. Except, sometimes I'm not always logged into it, but she writes anyway. . . I thought it was funny. Sort of like a play-by-play of my horrible lifestyle when I have nothing to do and no car to get anywhere.

betsy: You are walking up the stairs

I hear you

You just opened the door

You just told me that you don't feel like walking there

Eventhough its just down the street

You dont

care

I mean you would go

Now you are in the kitchen

I don't know what you are doing

2:16 PM but I suspect doritos are involved

2:17 PM You are back!!

I missed you so much when you were in the kitchen

But I could never tell you

You have pizza in your hand

I don't think you heated it up

That is gross

You are letting Griffin out but he doesn't want to go

2:18 PM Everytime you leave my heart breaks more

2:19 PM You are asking for the remote

I am sick of you now

I wish you would return to the kitchen

That was when we were at our best

2:20 PM You have the tv on really loud

You changed the channel

HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING??

2:23 PM You have another piece of cold pizza in your hands

What the hell is wrong with you??

GROSS

Sorry

2:24 PM I was interrupted

by some rude bitch