Romance? What?

Last night, All The Right Moves was on at Goody's. There's a slow, sensual, graphic sex scene and I said, "Ew, why are they going so slow?" {I just meant... it was romantic and gross.}

The response?

"Because it's not 2am, and they haven't been drinking all night... and they're not in an alleyway behind Goody's."

Touche, sir, touche.

I'll be back. I have to get my life in order and find out what "romance" is.

{p.s. for the record - that has never happened with me.}