Mat Dann vs. Sailors

My friend, Mat Dann, just doesn’t like sailors. He thinks they sail into town in search of boobs… mainly his girlfriend Jenna’s.


One night, after a show, we all started to leave. All of a sudden, Mat yelled, “NO” as he walked up the staircase. He immediately went back downstairs in anger. I thought, maybe, there was a cute puppy or something and he couldn’t go out and look at it because he wants one so bad. I actually have no idea what I thought.

But as I climbed the staircase to find out, I just saw a group of sailors.

Then laughed really hard. He really doesn’t like them!

My friend, Casey, took this picture outside {after forcing him to go outside}, and I think it’s perfect. I love Mat Dann.

{This is also right before I kept pushing Mat to go to the bar for a drink, and when he'd say "Well, I can't really drink in this shirt..." I'd continue to push him, thinking he was worried about looking good - but it was actually because he can't drink in his EMT shirt. I guess that makes sense...}