Recipe for a Good Night

Earlier today, I got the following email from my friend Brian:

Things I found this morning (with a hangover):

1 empty mini-keg of Newcastle

2 empty bottles of Barefoot Bubbly

2 empty bottles of champagne

1 empty bottle of Knob Creek

6 empty cans of Narragansett

1 empty bottle of Mia's Merlot

1 empty clam dip bowl

1 set of keys

1 half-tuned guitar

and a laptop with this on one screen and this on the other

And I know for a fact that Mat Dann awoke face down on his living room floor.  So, by all accounts, it must have been a good night.

 Well, that explains the headache.