It's only Wednesday? But... but... this week has been so long. I've already worked a whole bunch of hours and I still have a whole bunch more to work?
I want to take a nap.
I cooked pasta last night at the completely unacceptable dinner time of 9:30pm. I used a stainless steel pot to boil the water. Once the water boiled, I poured in some shells. I chopped two cloves of garlic and a quarter of an onion and sautéed them in olive oil. I thought, "This is the best scent in the world... yet it would BE awful to smell like this all day." I opened a can of Hunt's tomato sauce and poured it in the pan with the onion and garlic and let it simmer while the pasta finished cooking. Then I picked up the stainless steel pot of water to drain... with both of my unprotected hands. I dropped the pot back on the burner and screamed bloody murder.
I want to take a nap.
Most days, I open Waze when I start driving to see what the best route to take is. Today, it was taking me towards Washington Blvd and I thought, "Oh, good, I'll take Washington to Fairfax and everything will be great." Then, without me realizing, Waze tried to put me on the 10. I got stuck in horrible traffic and almost got my car smashed to bits while switching lines. It was, admittedly, my own damn fault.
I want to take a nap.
This week, I am supporting the schedules of five busy human beings while training someone else on how to do my job. It's a bit difficult to keep myself together 100% of the time with someone's eyes watching me all day.
I want to take a nap.
My coffee tastes terrible right now. It tastes like black coffee and not the least bit like a delicious latte with thousands of espresso shots. But, of course, I am taking a break from dairy because I think it's slowly killing me.
I want to take a nap.
I am a hypochondriac.
I want to take a nap.
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