This Christmas season, I have been trying to get more in the holiday spirit. That means putting some Christmas lights around my bookcase and since I don't have space for a tree, decorating my owl (that Casey and Matt got for me), lighting a pine-scented candle and watching Christmas movies. But... Netflix doesn't have many options. They're all really shitty ones! So, I've been watching some ABC Family duds. Man, they're bad. They're so corny and bad.
But, I'm going to watch them anyway. And I'm going to share it with you just how bad and poorly-written they are. They're predictable, they make women look horrible and god damnit if they're not still enjoyable. Someone hire me as a writer for one of these movies, please!
So, here's my live bog / review of "Desperately Seeking Santa" starring Nick Zano and Laura Vandervoort, two people I have never heard of. It aired on ABC Family's "25 Days of Christmas" in 2011. And... it's... awful. Follow the jump to see!
